The Life Saving Properties of the Swapsheet
New is overrated. In fact, sometimes new is worse than used. Take sneakers, for example. Brand new, gleaming white, dirt free shoes are distracting. You never feel comfortable in them until you have broken them in a little bit. AND all that flashing brightness makes you look down at your shoes constantly, drawn in by the peripheral shine at the bottom of your vision, making you less likely to see obstacles while walking. So when you think about it, brand new shoes could very well break your legs. My logic is sound.
But thanks to the Rochester Swapsheet Rochester NY citizens can not only save money on gently used and “like new” items, but they can also avoid the almost inevitable major injuries that come from buying new shoes, and once again stride in style and confidence, safe from the dangers of vicious low hanging branches and nefarious mailboxes.
In fact, all of upstate New York can breathe a sigh of relief, as the Central New York Swapsheet Rochester NY residents depend on is also available throughout the region, making it once again feasible and profitable or Rochester folks to mix with Syracuse folks as well as Buffalo folks (and we thought WE were rabid Bills fans…). This sense of community will provide strength and keep us safe when the aliens invade. Again, the Swapsheet saves our lives. Is there nothing it cannot do?
Have you ever bought a brand new leather couch? Then you know how long it takes for the leather to get that extra soft, supple feel that makes you say “Ooo, this feels extra soft and supple.” But if you had bought that same couch from your copy of the Rochester NY Swapsheet, then you would have been able to skip that uncomfortable “breaking in” phase, and gone directly to the “Ooo, this feels extra soft and supple” phase.
So there you have it. The Swapsheet saves money, saves time, and could ultimately save your life. What more reason do you need? Go get one now. Unless you want the aliens to win.